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Jokes
Communication, Health, Relationship, Love,
Marriage, Learning, Money, Innovation |
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Success, Failure |
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"Who Runs Faster"
Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a
sudden, a tiger appeared from a distance, running toward them. One of the guys
took out a pair of Nikes from his bag and started to put them on. The other guy,
with a surprised look on his face, exclaimed, "Do you think you will run faster
than the tiger with those?"
His friend replied, "I don't have to outrun it, I just
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TOP TEN Ways to Know You Are Dating a Consultant
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Refers to those "intimate
moments" as "Win-Win situations"
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Valentine`s Day card has bullet points
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Can`t be trusted with the car (too accustomed to beating up rentals)
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Celebrate anniversary by conducting a performance review
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Ends any argument by saying "let`s talk about this offline"
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Tries to call room service from the bedroom
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Congratulates your parents for successful value creation
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Takes a half-day at the office because, "Sunday is YOUR day"
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Talks to the waiter about process flow when dinner arrives late
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Referred to the first month of your relationship as a "diagnostic
period"
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