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Letter from Blonde Mother To Her Blonde Daughter

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Two BlondesLoving daughter
I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.We
don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles away. won't be able to send the address of this place, as the last Blonde who stayed here took the house number with her for their new house so they wouldn't have to change their address. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the commode. I'm not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since. The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with
all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket. Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.Your sister had a baby this morning.I haven't found out whether it's a girl or a boy, and after knowing only i will be knowing whether you are uncle or aunt. Your aunt fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull her out, but she fought them off bravely and drowned. . Your best friend, , is no more. She died trying to fulfill her father's last wishes. Her father had wished to be buried in the sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for her father under the sea. There isn' t much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.
Love
Mom.

P.S : I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed

 
Dragan Dejkovic  8/30/09      All jokes published by this user
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