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A young man asked an older rich man how he made his money.

The old guy fingered his sweater and said, "Well, son, it was 1934 and in the depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last dime.

"I invested that dime in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for fifteen cents.

"The next morning, I invested those fifteen cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them  for 30 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $1.59."

"And that's how you built an empire?" the boy asked.

"Heavens, no!" the man replied. "Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars."

 
Elena Dobrynchenko  9/27/09      All jokes of this user


All fairy tales about self-made millionaires are just bullshit!:-)))

Ravi Bindra  9/28/09      View as a list All jokes of this user
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[ Topic ] How Did you Make Your Money? (Elena Dobrynchenko) 9/27/09
I knew it!:-))) (Ravi Bindra) 9/28/09
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