Values being
created
"Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm
your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell."
–
Joan Crawford
"Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance." –
Oscar
Wilde
"Sex is one of the nine reasons
for reincarnation... the other eight are unimportant." –
Henry Miller
Targeted market
"To be in love is merely to be in
a state of perceptual anesthesia – to mistake an ordinary young man for a
Greek god or an ordinary young woman for a goddess." –
H. L. Mencken
"A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her." –
Oscar
Wilde
Brief history
"To love oneself is the beginning of a
lifelong romance." –
Oscar
Wilde
"Men always want to be a woman's first love –
women like to be a man's last romance." –
Oscar
Wilde
"Love is the answer, but while
you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions." –
Woody Allen
"My doctor told me to stop having
intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people." –
Orson Welles
Milestones completed and future plans
"Man begins by loving love and ends by loving a woman. Woman
begins by loving a man and ends by loving love."
– Remy De Gourmount
"Woman
begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his
retreat." –
Oscar
Wilde
"A fast word about oral contraception. I asked
a girl to sleep with me and she said 'no'." –
Woody Allen
"A girl must marry for love, and
keep on marrying until she finds it." – Zsa Zsa Gaboz
"There will be sex after death,
we just won't be able to feel it." –
Lily Tomlin
"One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never
marry." –
Oscar
Wilde
"Love is like quicksilver in the
hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away."
– Dorothy Parker
Product
"Love is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence." – Henry Louis Mencken
"Love is an irresistible desire
to be irresistibly desired." – Robert Frost
"Love is a state of mind, which
has nothing to do with the mind." –
Bob Phillips
"Love is a temporary insanity
curable by
marriage." – Ambrose Bierce
Operational plan
"If you are not too long, I will
wait here for you all my life." –
Oscar
Wilde
"Sex alleviates tension. Love
causes it."
–
Woody Allen
"In love, the best way to erase
one's face from the tablet of memory is to draw another across it."
– Helen Rowland
Development risk
"There are three kinds of men who
do not understand women: young, old, and middle-aged." –
Unknown
Risk management strategy
"If men
knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring."
–
Alphonse Karr
"To find out a girl's faults, praise her girl
friends."
– Benjamin Franklin
Growth risk
"A
sweetheart is a bottle of wine; a wife is a wine bottle." –
P.C.
Baudeareil
Risk management strategy
"Adultery is democracy applied to
love."
–
H. L. Menken
"Here's to our wives and
girlfriends: May they never meet!" –
Irish joke
Other risks
"All bad poetry springs from
genuine feeling."
–
Oscar
Wilde
Risk management strategy
"My
girlfriend always laughs during sex – no matter what she's
reading." –
Steve Jobs
Analysis
"The trouble with
life is that there are so many beautiful women and so
little time." – John Barrymore
"Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely." – Basta
"Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love." –
Albert Einstein
"After thirty-five a man begins to
have thoughts about women; before that
he has feelings." – Austin O'Malley
"Women are made to be loved, not understood." –
Oscar
Wilde
"Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely
wonderful
– provided you get between the right man and the right woman."
–
Woody Allen
Competition
"There is love of
course. And then there's
life, its enemy."
–
Jean Anouilh
"He that falls in love with himself will have
no rivals."
–
Benjamin Franklin
Marketing strategy
"True love comes quietly, without banners or
flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked."
– Erich Segal
"A man is already halfway in love with any woman
who
listens to him."
– Brendan Francis
"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on
my own."
–
Woody Allen
Funds Required and Uses
"Money will
say more in one moment than the most
eloquent lover can in years."
–
Henry Fielding
"If you want to say it with flowers, a single
rose says: 'I'm cheap!'"
–
Delta Burke
"You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories." –
Melanie Clark
"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for
money costs less." – Brendon
Francis
Financial Projections
"You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it." – Henny Youngman
"Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses." –
Lord Thomas Robert Dewar
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