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Humorous Business Plans

Composed of Humorous Quotes


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Vadim Kotelnikov

Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov

Inventor and Founder


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Why Business Plans?

Business plans help you achieve clarity of thinking and a clear understanding of your objectives. They help you formulate your goals and achieve them.



The classic structure of a start-up business plan is used in humorous business plans.

They have the following chapters: Overview; Management Skills; Growth Strategy; Risk Management Strategies; Markets; Funds Required and Uses; Financial Projections.


Humorous business plans are composed of humorous quotes. They are both humorous and serious however. As Mark Twain put it, "Humor is the good natured side of truth."

Free Downloads

Humorous business plans are also available as PowePoint presentations and can be downloaded for free.

You may also send them to your friends as joke gifts or make humorous presentations at various gatherings, e.g. you can present the "Successful Marriage" humorous business plan at a wedding ceremony or a wedding anniversary.

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Kid's Little Instructions on Life

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Smart Success

Targeted Market: "Behind every successful man you'll find a woman who has nothing to wear." Harold Coffin...

Brief History: "Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction." Al Bernstein...

Success Management Skills: "Every successful enterprise requires three men a dreamer, a businessman, and a son-of-a-bitch." Peter McArthur... More

The Wheel of Personal Success

Financial Success

Values being created: "Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it." Unknown...

Money management skills: "Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination." Oscar Wilde...

Funds required and uses: "I just need enough to tide me over until I need more." Bill Hoest...  More

Success in Love

Brief History: "Men always want to be a woman's first love women like to be a man's last romance." Oscar Wilde...

Milestones completed and future plans: "Man begins by loving love and ends by loving a woman. Woman begins by loving a man and ends by loving love." Remy De Gourmount...

Growth Strategy: "If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring." Alphonse Karr... More

Successful Marriage

Values being created: "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married and by then it was too late." Max Kauffman...

Marriage management skills: "A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband." Montaigne...

Market analysis: "What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork." Pearl Bailey... More

Great Communicator

Targeted Market: "I like to talk with people who express my thoughts clearly." Unknown...

Communication Management Skills: "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth." Oscar Wilde...

Market Analysis: "Some read to think, these are rare; some to write, these are common; and some read to talk, and these form the great majority." Charles Caleb Colton.. More

How To Succeed In Innovation

Jazz of innovation: 11 practice tips

Innovation Management Team: "Few great men would have got past personnel."   Paul Goodman...

Operational Plan: "The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." Albert Einstein...

Market Analysis: "People buy more weight loss books/diets (tools) than all other books, yet people are fatter than ever. Why? Most diets do not address the psychological reasons (mindset) for eating. The same holds true for innovation." Stephen Shapiro... More

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