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Why Business Plans? |
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Business plans
help you achieve clarity of thinking and a clear
understanding of your objectives. They help you formulate your goals and achieve
them.
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Structure |
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The classic
structure of a
start-up business plan is used in humorous business plans.
They have the following chapters: Overview;
Management Skills; Growth Strategy; Risk Management Strategies; Markets; Funds Required and Uses;
Financial Projections. |
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Contents |
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Humorous business plans are composed of
humorous quotes. They are both humorous and serious however. As
Mark Twain put it,
"Humor is the good natured side of truth." |
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Free Downloads |
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Humorous business plans are also available as
PowePoint presentations and can be downloaded for free.
You may also send them to your friends as joke
gifts or make humorous presentations at various gatherings, e.g. you can
present the "Successful Marriage"
humorous business plan at a wedding ceremony or a wedding anniversary.
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Start-Up
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True Love
Successful Innovation
Jokes. Humorous
Advices, and Humorous
Quotes
Success
Relationship, Love
25 Rules
for Women
Communication: Speaking, Listening
Advice, Decision, Action
Business,
Innovation, Technology
Cross-cultural Differences
Health
Kid's Little Instructions on
Life
Problems,
Solutions
Work, Job,
Profession
How To
Prevent Innovation: 10 Tips
16 Ways To Prevent
Commercialization of R&D Results |
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Smart Success
Targeted Market:
"Behind
every successful man you'll find a woman who
has nothing to wear."
–
Harold Coffin...
Brief History:
"Success
is often the result of taking a misstep in
the right direction."
–
Al Bernstein...
Success
Management Skills: "Every
successful enterprise requires three men – a dreamer, a businessman, and a
son-of-a-bitch."
–
Peter McArthur...
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The Wheel of Personal Success
Financial Success
Values
being created:
"Money can't buy
happiness; it can, however, rent
it."
–
Unknown...
Money
management skills:
"Anyone who lives within their means
suffers from a lack of imagination."
–
Oscar Wilde...
Funds
required and uses:
"I just need enough to tide me over until I need more."
–
Bill Hoest...
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Success in Love
Brief History:
"Men
always want to be a woman's first love –
women like to be a man's last romance."
–
Oscar
Wilde...
Milestones completed and future plans:
"Man begins by
loving love and ends by loving a woman.
Woman begins by loving a man and ends by
loving love."
–
Remy De Gourmount...
Growth
Strategy: "If men
knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring."
–
Alphonse Karr...
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Successful Marriage
Values being created:
"I never knew what real
happiness was until I got
married and by then it was too late."
–
Max Kauffman...
Marriage management skills:
"A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband."
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Montaigne...
Market
analysis:
"What the world really needs is
more
love and less paperwork."
– Pearl Bailey...
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Great Communicator
Targeted Market:
"I like to talk with people who
express my thoughts clearly."
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Unknown...
Communication Management Skills:
"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and
he will tell you the truth."
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Oscar Wilde...
Market Analysis:
"Some read to think, these are rare; some to write,
these are common; and some read to talk, and these form the great majority."
– Charles Caleb Colton..
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How To Succeed In
Innovation
Innovation Management Team:
"Few
great men would have got past personnel."
–
Paul Goodman...
Operational Plan:
"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide
your sources."
–
Albert Einstein...
Market Analysis:
"People buy more weight loss books/diets
(tools) than all other books, yet people are fatter than ever. Why? Most diets
do not address the psychological reasons (mindset) for eating. The same holds
true for
innovation."
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Stephen Shapiro...
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