Why Business Plans?
help you achieve clarity of thinking and a clear
understanding of your objectives. They help you formulate your goals and achieve
structure of a
start-up business plan is used in humorous business plans.
They have the following chapters: Overview;
Management Skills; Growth Strategy; Risk Management Strategies; Markets; Funds Required and Uses;
Humorous business plans are composed of
humorous quotes. They are both humorous and serious however. As
Mark Twain put it,
"Humor is the good natured side of truth."
Humorous business plans are also available as
PowePoint presentations and can be downloaded for free.
You may also send them to your friends as joke
gifts or make humorous presentations at various gatherings, e.g. you can
present the "Successful Marriage"
humorous business plan at a wedding ceremony or a wedding anniversary.
Inspirational Business Plans
Advices, and Humorous
Communication: Speaking, Listening
Advice, Decision, Action
Kid's Little Instructions on
Prevent Innovation: 10 Tips
16 Ways To Prevent
Commercialization of R&D Results
every successful man you'll find a woman who
has nothing to wear."
is often the result of taking a misstep in
the right direction."
Management Skills: "Every
successful enterprise requires three men – a dreamer, a businessman, and a
The Wheel of Personal Success
"Money can't buy
happiness; it can, however, rent
"Anyone who lives within their means
suffers from a lack of imagination."
required and uses:
"I just need enough to tide me over until I need more."
Success in Love
always want to be a woman's first love –
women like to be a man's last romance."
Milestones completed and future plans:
"Man begins by
loving love and ends by loving a woman.
Woman begins by loving a man and ends by
Remy De Gourmount...
Strategy: "If men
knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring."
Values being created:
"I never knew what real
happiness was until I got
married and by then it was too late."
Marriage management skills:
"A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband."
"What the world really needs is
love and less paperwork."
– Pearl Bailey...
"I like to talk with people who
express my thoughts clearly."
Communication Management Skills:
"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and
he will tell you the truth."
"Some read to think, these are rare; some to write,
these are common; and some read to talk, and these form the great majority."
– Charles Caleb Colton..
How To Succeed In
Innovation Management Team:
great men would have got past personnel."
"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide
"People buy more weight loss books/diets
(tools) than all other books, yet people are fatter than ever. Why? Most diets
do not address the psychological reasons (mindset) for eating. The same holds