Product
"Marriage isn't a process of prolonging the life of
love, but of mummifying the corpse."
– P. G. Wodehouse
Operational plan
"Keep your eyes wide open before
marriage, and half shut afterwards."
–
Benjamin Franklin
Development risk
"Marriage means expectations and
expectations mean
conflict."
–
Paxton Blair
"Marrying a man is like buying
something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it
when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the
house."
– Jean Kerr
"Women marry men hoping they will
change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed."
–
Albert Einstein
"It takes two to make a marriage
a success and only one to make it a failure."
–
Herbert Samuels
Risk management strategy
"Many marriages would be better
if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side."
–
Zig Ziglar
"I think men who have a pierced
ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought
jewelry."
–
Rita Rudner
Growth risk
"A husband is what is left of the
lover after the nerve has been extracted."
–
Helen Rowland
"It is as hard to get a man to
stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him to go home before you
married him."
–
Helen Rowland
"With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said
my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!"
–
Rodney Dangerfield
Risk management strategy
"An archeologist is the best husband any woman can
have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her."
–
Agatha Christie
"For the sake of your marriage,
get a king-size bed. And if you really want to say married, get two."
–
Ray Romano
Other risks
"Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake
all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll go to sleep
before you finish saying it." –
Helen Rowland
Risk management strategy
"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't
want to interrupt her." –
Rodney Dangerfield
"Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten
her at first."
– Billy Sunday
Analysis
"All tragedies are finished by a death, all
comedies by a marriage." –
Lord Byron
"Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake
of marrying the whole girl."
– Stephen B. Leacock
"A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to comprehend his
cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it."
– Israel Zongwill
"Bigamy is having one wife too
many. Monogamy is the same."
–
Oscar
Wilde
"Making love to your wife is like
shooting at sitting ducks."
– Groucho Marx
"The man who says his wife can't
take a joke, forgets that she took him."
–
Oscar
Wilde
"What the world really needs is
more
love
and less paperwork."
– Pearl Bailey
Competition
"Marriage is an adventure, like going to war."
– Gilbert K. Chesterton
"If it weren't for marriage, men
and women would have to fight with total strangers."
–
Unknown
"Don't monopolize your spouse – encourage adultery if you don't want to face
anti-monopoly lawsuit."
–
Vadim Kotelnikov
Marketing strategy
"That married couples can live
together day after day is a miracle the Vatican has overlooked."
–
Bill Cosby
Funds Required and Uses
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
banking. It's called marriage."
–
James Holt McGavran
Financial Projections
"I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is
marvelous. It must be very inexpensive." – Johnny Carson
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