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Never trust a dog to
watch your food. |
Patrick, Age 10 |
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When you want
something expensive, ask your grandparents. |
Matthew, Age 12 |
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Never smart off to a
teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching. |
Andrew, Age 9 |
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Wear a hat when
feeding seagulls. |
Rocky, Age 9 |
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Sleep in your clothes
so you'll be dressed in the morning. |
Stephanie, Age 8 |
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Never try to hide a
piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. |
Rosemary, Age 7 |
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Don't flush the john
when your dad's in the shower. |
Lamar, Age 10 |
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Never ask for anything
that costs more than five dollars when your parents are doing
taxes. |
Carrol, Age 9 |
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Never bug a pregnant
mom. |
Nicholas, Age 11 |
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Don't ever be too full
for dessert. |
Kelly, Age 10 |
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When your dad is mad
and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. |
Heather, Age 16 |
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Never tell your mom
her
diet's not working. |
Michael, Age 14 |
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Don't pick on your
sister when she's holding a baseball bat. |
Joel, Age 12 |
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When you get a bad
grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. |
Alyesha, Age 13 |
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Never try to baptize a
cat. |
Laura, Age 13 |
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Never spit when on a
roller coaster. |
Scott, Age 11 |
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Never do pranks at a
police station. |
Sam, Age 10 |
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Beware of cafeteria
food when it looks like it's moving. |
Rob, Age 10 |
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Never tell your little
brother that you're not going to do what your mom told you to
do. |
Hank, Age 12 |
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Remember you're never
too old to hold your father's hand. |
Molly, Age 11 |
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Listen to
your brain. It has lots of information. |
Chelsey, Age 7 |
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Stay away from prunes. |
Randy, Age 9 |
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Never dare your little
brother to paint the family car |
Phillip, Age 13 |
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Forget the cake, go
for the icing. |
Cynthia, Age 8 |
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Remember the two
places you are always welcome – church and grandma's house. |
Joanne, Age 11 |
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